NO. 1UNTAMED
AUDIO
99¢
A creature strapped to a tilted slab under crackling electrodes
A PLATE REVERB YOU CAN PLAY
NOW SHOWING — THE EXPERIMENT
A vast sheet of steel hanging in a frame, sparks crawling across it
Not a room. Not an impulse response. A sheet of steel the size of a door — 25,000 ways to ring, all worked out at once, under everything you play.
The creature rears against its straps as the lab blooms with light
Hold the left foot and every note piles more energy onto the steel. Bigger, then bigger, then out of hand. There is no reason to stop — so don't.
A felt-faced clamp swings against the steel plate
Stamp DAMP and a felt pad drops onto the steel, choking it almost instantly. Not a decay control — the plate stops because something stopped it.
A working specimen. Play into it, hold a foot down, and listen to the whole sheet wake up.
Two ribbon microphones mounted either side of the plate
PICKUPS: twin, on opposite sides of the steel, for the wide moving image — or the single, the way the originals left the factory. Same plate, different perspective.
The creature sits up with an electric guitar
A real plate is a terrible thing to own: enormous, heavy, hungry for maintenance. SLAB is a few megabytes. It's a lot of metal for 99¢.